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wtfevolution:

"Man, I am really nailing this adaptation thing lately."

"Oh yeah, evolution? How’s that?"

"Well, this fish lives in a cave, right? It’s totally dark. You can’t see anything anyway."

"Yeah…"

"So I just took away its eyes. Bam! Instant energy savings."

"Huh, I guess that makes sense. Won’t its head be kind of boring now, though?"

"What? No, not at all."

"No?"

"I put its anus up there instead.”

"You what?"

"I put its anus up there…"

"On its head?"

"Yep. So it’s totally not boring.”

"Well, no, but…"

"Bam."

Photo: M.L. Niemiller, ZooKeys

vriskamindfangserket:

toyosatomimi:

darckcarnival:

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…

you know, just your regular work week.

i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.

(Source: yencid)

supercargautier:

manifestingwomanist:

bushtitfeminist:

jadelyn:

enterprisingly:

This is the same man.

This works quite nicely at debunking the “beefcake guys in comics are objectified for women just like women in comics are for men!” imo.  On the left: a magazine tailored for a male audience, showing him in full beefcake-type mode with headlines about how you, too, can look like this.  On the right: a magazine tailored for a female audience, which has a headline about romance and shows him looking more or less like a normal dude.

Tell me again how comic book guys are designed for female sexual enjoyment, completely equivalent to anatomically-improbable spines and giant tits with their own individual centers of gravity, and totes aren’t just male power fantasies.

COMMENTARY

Women don’t treat men the way men treat women.

it’s also worth noting that despite all the geeks complaining about women’s impossible standards, the fantasy on the right sets a really really easy low bar to meet:

"cool clean friendly non-aggressive man who will cook a food for u"

yep what an unfair standard to be subjected to

(Source: commandercait)

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